HETEROSEXUAL QUESTIONNAIRE *

1. What do you think caused your heterosexuality?

2. When did you first decide that you were heterosexual?

3. Is it possible that your heterosexuality is a phase that you’ll just grow out of?

4. Is it possible that your heterosexuality seems to come from a neurotic fear of others of the same sex?

5. If you’ve never slept with a person of the same gender, is it possible that all you need is a good gay lover?

6. To whom have you disclosed your heterosexual tendencies? How did they react?

7. Why do heterosexuals feel compelled to seduce others into their lifestyle?

8. Why do you insist on flaunting your heterosexuality? Can’t you just be who you are and keep quiet?

9. Would you want your children to be heterosexual, knowing the problems they would face?

10. A disproportionate majority of child molesters are heterosexual. Do you consider it safe to expose your child to a heterosexual teacher?

11. Even with all the social support marriage receives, the divorce rate is spiraling. Why are there so few stable relationships among heterosexuals?

12. Why do heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex?

13. Could you trust a heterosexual therapist to be objective? Don’t you fear his/her might be inclined to influence you in the direction of his/her own leanings?

14. How can you become a whole person if you limit yourself to compulsive, exclusive heterosexuality, and fail to develop your natural, healthy homosexual potential?

15. There seem to be very few happy heterosexuals. Techniques have been developed which enable you to change, if you really want to. Have you considered trying aversion therapy?

* Offered for amusement only. Hope you enjoyed. This was copied from an interview package from Western Oregon State College.

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